Habits of “zindagi ko azaab bana dene wali” Pakistani aunties

Agar apka bachpan or jawani Pakistan main guzra hai toh yakeenan apke aas paas “Annoying Aunties” ka guzar zaroor huwa hoga! Jo apke sir k baalon se le kar kidney main stone tak scan kar leti hain. Or jinki zindagi ka maqsad sirf or sirf apki zindagi main interest lena hota hai. Jinti bhe koshish karlen aisi aunties ko ignore karne ki but they will keep annoying you till you die.

Extra Emotional kaali-mailing – When they says “Arey beta tum toh hamare ghar hi nahi ati, kya naraaz ho”

Level of criticizing – Whatever you do, they will never like it. Akhir masla kya hai????

Interest in your LIFE – shadi nahi hoi, bache nahi howe, fail kiun hogaye, pass kiun hogaye, kaha jarahe ho, kaha se arahe ho, kaali hogayi ho bohat, itne handsome kiun lag rahe ho. UFFFF

Self obsessed – Poori dunya main agar koi bacha perfect hai toh woh hain unke bachay

Unwanted appreciation – For her, you are never perfect!

Fazool ki FBI agent – They scan you jaisay ap insaan nai terrorist hon

2 rupay ki gossip – Their life goal is to gossip about you! huh