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8 Things “Oh my shona” type couples do on Facebook!

sae hai mana do pyaar karnay walon ki muhabat ka koi muqable nae magar iska ya matlab tou nae ap dosron ko annoy karkay rakh do! mera aik masomana sawal hai kay yrr itna pyaar hai tou ghar par ja kar kyun nae kartay ho ya sab sab kay samnay hi kyun yaad ata hai? :/
Well here I have gathered all the irritating as hell wali harkatain that most of the couple do on the internet cause why not? Pyaar kia tou darna kia maybe?

1. All those lovey dovey wall posts on each other’s walls and the status updates about how much they love eachother.  Haven’t you guys heard of voice calls? Text messages? Sms bundle hi lelo yar!

1. Those mushy-cuddly wall posts on each other's walls. And the status updates. Haven't you guys heard of voice calls? Text messages? Sms bundle hi lelo yar!

2. Fazool kay jo naam rakhay hotay hain jaisay jaan, jaanu, meri princess, my prince?? Really guys? How old are you guys?

2. Calling each other by weird names like jaan, jaanu, meri princess, my prince?? Really guys?How old are you?

3. Not to forget their check-ins. Telling the whole world where they are at the moment. Tell me one thing “Why on earth would we care?”

3. Not to forget their check-ins. Telling the whole world where they are having a at the moment. Thanks, we really don't give a f*ck..

4.After shadi when they spam your Facebook with their wedding pictures.. It’s all cute at first, but the constant spamming gets on your last nerves!

4. When they get married, they will spam your Facebook with their wedding pictures.. It's all cute at first, but the constant spamming gets on your last nerves!

5. And their anniversary countdowns begin saal pehlay say. EVERY month.. Okay, we understand you’re in love… you’re married now. Acha nahi lagta. Control bhai control!

5. And their anniversary countdowns. EVERY month.. Okay, we understand you're in love... you're married now. Acha nahi lagta. Control?

6. Aur jab larai hojae tou oh GOD all those depressing, sad quotes that will make you to deactivate your own account!

6. And when they fight. Your whole Facebook will go EMO. Yes, depressing, nauseating posts - that will make you want to deactivate your own account!

7. When the wife uploads pictures of her ‘hubby’ as her DP, and mehndi hands on her cover photo.. MASHALLAH BEHAN!!

7. When the wife uploads pictures of her 'hubby' as her DP, and mehndi hands on her cover photo..

Now don’t tell me you are one of them too, Hosla bhai sae hai mana pyaar hai magar hamara bhi tou lihaz karlo please?

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