FHM Pakistan
FHM Roman

Abroad main sab milega lekin Pakistan ki yeh cheezein nahi

Hum Pakistanio ki life mein 2 hi maqsad hote hain – (1) Green card holder banna (2) Abroad ja kar settle hona. Or yeh dono cheezein agar ek saath mil jayen toh vaare niyaare. Wahan jaa ker settle toh hojate hain but one thing is for sure, Pakistan ki asal value wahan reh kar pata chalti hai jab khane ko Pakistani khana mushkil se milta hai. Or traffic rules break karne per charge lagta hai. Who Pakistani jo Abroad mein rehte hain wohi actually feel kar sakte hain k kuch cheezein sirf Pakistan main hi milna hi possible hain.

1. You miss seeing apple ka logo on cultus, and dil jaalay quotes on trucks & rickshaws

Image result

2. “Apke ghar light hai?” toh sunne ko kaan taras jaate hain!12. You can no longer kick off a conversation with...
3. You ask for “surf” at the grocery store when you go to buy detergent11. You ask for "surf" at the grocery store when you go to buy detergent
4. There’s no Hartaal so you can stay at home10. You secretly pray for "halaat kharab" and "hartaal" so you can stay at home from work
5. Subha uth kar when you realize there’s no kaam waali and saare kaam khud hi karne hain

Image result for ghar main light hai? gifs

6. You have to follow all the traffic rules, or WRONG WAY toh bhool hi jao!Image result for driving gifs
7. Gari chalate wakt, seat belt is your only company!Image result for annoying seat belt gifs
8. When you meet people, you miss calling them “Aunty” and “Uncle”2. Whenever you meet any woman or a man, you resist the urge to call them "aunty" or "uncle"
9. Chadday or banyan bahar balcony mein sukhana is not so cool

1. You get confused whether you should hang your Chuddi banyan in the balcony to dry or will you be fined for it.

Pakistan, Pakistan hai bhaiyon!

Related posts

Faryal Makhdoom and her in-laws rivalry turns into an ugly spat

Yumna Tirmizi

Dost annoying hona chahiye nice toh log bhi hote hain

Maryam Ibrahim

Kuch cheezain jin mai Pakistani jhoot bolnay mai sab say aagay hain!

Hina Zafar