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For all those Karachi kay “BURGERZ” jo baray cool bannay phirtay hain, andar say hain sab fazool!!

Ajao baat kartay hain Karachi kay kuch so called burgers ki jin ki zindagi ka maqsad apni gari ko show off say shuru hokar har khanay khaye huay selfie par khatam hojata hai. Bantay tou itnay cool hain jaisay angraiz  ki asli wali aulad hun magar sachai tou ya hai yahi log hotay hain jo kabhi mar kar koi sale nae chortay. Sunday bazaar tou inkay lye dosra ghar hota ha aur jab koi pochay cheez kahan say li hai? “Dude I got this from DUBAI” say whaaat? :O itna jhoot? Tauba tauba.
Not only this  insay bara branded koi zindagi mai nae paida hua, neechay say upper tak sab Sunday ka maal inkay lye branded hota hai. Cherry on the top thailay ki khanay ki cheezain aisii chubti hain jesay ghar mai filter plants lagay hun. In reality ghar mai wohi ganda sea view ka pani araha hota hai.
Oh how can we forget their gyming? Rooz gym bhi tou jana hota ha warna larki kesay ijmpress hogi? Shakal jesi bhi ho bas gyming karkay muscles bana lain, jesay ya paida hi muscles banana kay lye huay thay, muscles ban gaye? Ab marjao please!

Raaton ko gari mai ghoomna, har café mai ja kar sheesha selfie lena, rooz nashtay mai butlers jana, iphone hath mai 24/7 rakhna without cover pata tou chalay iphone hai yr bhai kay pass, fake accent bana kar bolna jaisay angraiz nay insay hi tou angrezi seekhi thi. You know what people? YOU GUYS NEED TO STAAAHP!! No one cares trust me.

To all artificial burgers please aik baat samajh lo, in sab cheezon say no one gives a shit! All that matters at the end is YOU! Try working on your personality, Karachi ki larkiyan kia Deepika bhi tmharay peechay ayegi!

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