There are many kitchen gadgets we buy that get used once – if they’re lucky – before simply gathering dust and cluttering up valuable work surface space, then getting lobbed into the attic or sent off to the charity shop.
Remember that time everyone went out and bought spiralisers so they could replace their carbs with swirls of courgette or carrot? What about that ice cream maker? You bought that one year and enjoyed a summer of fairly average home-made ice cream.
However, not all kitchen accessories are created equal. Just take a look at this guy.
Nope, not the wooden spoon or the mug. Draw your attention to the Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderiser – a.k.a. the Marvel-themed gadget you never knew you needed, yet somehow now can’t live without.
Made from a heavy duty, gold-tinted stainless steel, the product helps you smash red meat, pork, poultry and superheroes into oblivion like a true supervillain.
Thanos wiped out half the known universe with The Snap – but could he perfectly flatten a chicken breast? Not a chance.
Inside, there’s an internal silicone grip for non-slip meat bashing, while the underside features spike-textured knuckles to ensure epic tenderising potential is unlocked.
“Fun isn’t something one considers when flattening a raw sirloin steak, but wielding the Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderiser is sure to put a smile on your face.
“You can’t erase half the universe with a click of your fingers, but you can pound red meat, pork, poultry and superheroes into submission.”
Measuring approximately 10cm(W) x 25cm(H) x 15cm(D), it’s also dishwasher safe –because I’m afraid even Marvel superheroes and villains need to keep their stuff nice and clean – and has a handy hook so you can hang it up when you’re done with your tenderising.