Pictures of Ed Sheeran with his security guard are giving us some major FRIENDSHIP GOALS

Not just Ed Sheeran but his security guard, Kevin Myers is absolutely HILARIOUS. But its not actually him, but his entire Instagram feed is just TOO TOO funny! There are too many funny posts that you get confused with, which is the best. His captions, in particular, are the stuff of social media LEGEND and we dare you can’t stop laughing while reading the captions.

Have a look:

Bae trying to join the mile high club #whatishelike #jetlife #ohgoonthen #hopenoonenotices #butiactuallyhopetheydo #betterthaneasyjettoilets #buymymerch #imthedaddy

A post shared by Kevin Myers (@securitykev) on May 5, 2018 at 12:17pm PDT

 

Buy my merch and make me rich like bae, I got dreams of owning a yacht #goon #edsheerandotcom #orhisgigs #ineedmoremoney #givemeyours #myhumouraintfree #youenjoythispageyeah #sobuyatshirt #imthedaddy. Limited edition shirts available on all merch stalls in uk/Ireland stadium tour #nodiscounts #imthedaddy #werich

A post shared by Kevin Myers (@securitykev) on May 4, 2018 at 12:34pm PDT

 

Chopper life with bae #treatinghimtothehighlife #iknowthepilot #dontaskhowthough #imthedaddy

A post shared by Kevin Myers (@securitykev) on May 3, 2018 at 1:19pm PDT

 

Enjoying a rare moment alone with bae #cuddletime #snugs #everybreathyoutake #everymoojyoumake #alwayswatching #imthedaddy

A post shared by Kevin Myers (@securitykev) on Apr 21, 2018 at 12:28pm PDT

 

Bae giving me my tea, I’m too rich to use my hands now #unlessitsforpleasuring #maybeme #maybebae #butilnevertell #privatejetlife #pgtips #lookatmydeathstare #ilhaveyoumug #mug #lol #imthedaddy #buythemerch #werich

A post shared by Kevin Myers (@securitykev) on May 16, 2018 at 1:31pm PDT

 

Looking into my future. It looks bright. We rich #imthedaddy

A post shared by Kevin Myers (@securitykev) on Apr 14, 2018 at 12:31am PDT

 

Quick photo shoot with bae #boyfriendsofinstagram #zakisfired #imthedaddy

A post shared by Kevin Myers (@securitykev) on Apr 10, 2018 at 4:56pm PDT

 

#bareback

A post shared by Kevin Myers (@securitykev) on Apr 7, 2018 at 8:18am PDT

 

Celebrating my 250k followers within one week by getting my little bitch boy to hydrate me with some expensive water #ilovemyfans #viralsensation #imacelebgetmeoutofhere #lol #ifyouwantmeontheshowitlcosttheammountihaveinfollowers #imrich #imthedaddy

A post shared by Kevin Myers (@securitykev) on Apr 13, 2018 at 2:38am PDT

 

Walking off into the sunset with bae #whoneedsahoneymoonwheneverydayiswithbae #clammyhands #notmineobviously #imthedaddy

A post shared by Kevin Myers (@securitykev) on Apr 23, 2018 at 12:34pm PDT

 

Bae teaching me how to play one of his many multi platinum hits #onceivelearntitimcomingforhim #kevsoloalbumcomingsoon #buyit #makemerich #targetdemographic #betterthanbae #pinup #notadryseatinthehouseifiplayashow #imthedaddy @lowdenguitars

A post shared by Kevin Myers (@securitykev) on May 11, 2018 at 11:09am PDT

 

Bae took me away on a romantic getaway #roomwithaview #separateroomsthough #igotatan #hedidnt #obviously #imthedaddy

A post shared by Kevin Myers (@securitykev) on Apr 13, 2018 at 4:50pm PDT

 

Bae made me an anniversary meal #gotmilk #ido #bib #lol #themealwastodiefor #lookatmysmile #lookatbaessmile #weareone #butimthedaddy #alwayswatching

A post shared by Kevin Myers (@securitykev) on May 6, 2018 at 12:23pm PDT

 

Bae made me an anniversary meal #gotmilk #ido #bib #lol #themealwastodiefor #lookatmysmile #lookatbaessmile #weareone #butimthedaddy #alwayswatching

A post shared by Kevin Myers (@securitykev) on May 6, 2018 at 12:23pm PDT

 

All you need in life. Mansions & Mercedes. And of course, my Man crush Monday #mcm #baeisthatman #obvz #cuteasabutton #butimhardasnails #quadM #imthedaddy

A post shared by Kevin Myers (@securitykev) on May 7, 2018 at 5:04am PDT