9 Cheezein jinke baray main koi Pakistani kabhi sach nahi batata!

Pakistanio k bachpan se hi sirf 2 shoq hotay hain. 1- Shortcut maarne ka or 2- jhoot bolne ka! Waise toh hum sachay Pakistani hain lekin kuch cheezein hain jin k baray main hum kisi or se toh kya khud se bhe sach nahi boltay. Jaisa k:

Is saal main sirf 18 saal ki howi hon

Mera koi BF/GF nahi hai

Salary? bus guzara hojata hai

Kal exam hain or meri toh bilkul tayyari nahi hai (And gets A grade)

Mere haaath ki Biryani sab ko pasand hai (Jab k sab kamal shaan masala ka hota hai)

Kaha se liya yeh jora? Khaadi ki sale se liya tha (chahe replica hi kiun na ho)

Mere koi male friends nahi hain